I haven't forgotten about the post I said was coming "next"...but this is more important so read on.
I openly admit that I spend an inordinate amount of time trying to think of funny ways to complain about my life, but every now and then a different thought will squeeze its way in. That happened the other day while I was lamenting the fact that I missed a bake sale in Utah. Why would I lament a bake sale? Because I'm a kick ass baker and I really could have used the ego boost with all of the compliments. That's when inspiration struck...why let the Utahrds have all of the fun!
So I'm having my own bake sale to benefit Tyler's Ear Fund.
Yep, that's right an EAR fund. You can admit it, that's the coolest cause ever! So meet Tyler:
Now, how much does a new ear cost these days? A LOT! So that's why I'm selling cookies. And not just any cookies, my highly sought after sugar cookies. No lie, they are famazing:
Now here's the deal. It's summer time, and I can't ship these beauties, they'd be a melted mess by the time they reached you. So, actual cookie delivery can only happen in the Twin Cities area. BUT, for all of you who aren't fortunate enough to live in the land of 10,000 lakes I have a deal for you. You can buy cookies and then donate them to someone else. I'm not sure who this "someone else" is but trust me, you'll make some lucky people very, very happy. That means for a few bucks you can help Tyler get an ear AND contribute to the obesity problem in the US!
Shazam! It doesn't get much better than that!
So, if you're interested in helping to BUY AN EAR keep reading...
The beach balls, daisies, butterflies, and stars are all $3.00 each OR you can buy a baker's dozen for $36. The people cookies are $4.00 each and can be decorated however you want (although I reserve the right to refuse to decorate and donate a dozen nudist cookies to an old folks home...just sayin').
So, let's all do something good and help this cutie-pa-tootie get an EAR...an EAR folks...coolest cause ever.
Message me if you'd like more information.
Up next: the boob post