Lenny's Basic Information
Occupation: farmer (I won't lie from age 5-19 my biggest dream in life was to marry a farmer, eHarmony got that one correct
Age: 38 (I'm ok with that)
Height: 6' 4" (about a foot taller than most guys I date but I'm ok with it)
Wants kids: yes (cool)
Kids at Home: No (perfect)
Religion: Christian (well at least we can bond over the J-love)
Drinks: Never (mom will like that)
Smokes: Never (excellent organ donor material)
So far, so good right? Well let's see what else Lenny has that eHarmony thinks makes us compatible (taken directly from his profile)...
The most influential person in my life has been: Dad (that's a respectable answer...but he probably could have expounded a wee bit)
The three things which I am most thankful for:
F words...all F words. If I've learned anything over the last 18 years of dating is that guys who are only thankful for F words are only after one thing...more F words. eHarmony is starting to lose me at this point...because no where on my list of "must haves" are the F words farming or football...
Three of my best life-skills are:
Using humor to make friends laugh (a funny farmer? Isn't that an oxymoron?)
Remaining calm yet resilient during a crisis (like when your hand gets caught in the baler?)
Managing my finances (RED FLAG: this is code for "super cheap"...and I am NOT the type of girl who wants a 1/2 a beef for my anniversary. I don't care how cost effective that may be)
The Things I can't live without are: (this is where I really start to lose interest)
-My John Deere equipment (seriously? He could have said oxygen, love, world peace, etc...but his John Deere equipment makes the top of the list? Oh hell. Just what every girl wants...to be lumped AFTER the tractor on her guy's list of favorite things)
-Ipod (he likes music, thumbs up)
-TV (he lists two forms of media, thumbs down)
Lets be honest, "microwave" + "bed" = the guy doesn't believe in foreplay...two thumbs down
The first thing people notice about me:
(really? The first thing I noticed was the FOUR rifles hanging above him in the photo of him standing in front of his fire place...)
Gopher wrestling? That would cheer me up too, I love it when rodents get down and dirty with each other.
Some additional information I want you to know:
I'm not a gigolo...
(whew...the ONLY way he could have impressed me MORE is if he'd said, "I'm not a sex offender")
I typically spend my leisure time:
I used to really like watching the Vikings, the Gopher football games, and my fantasy football team, but this year all 3 stink...Maybe Gopher wrestling and basketball can cheer me up. I also took up golf 3 years ago, but I'm terrible at it.
The last book I read and enjoyed:
I haven't read a book since I was in college as SDSU.
First, I don't think anyone should admit they went to SDSU, and even if you don't read, LIE. Seriously, list Green Eggs and Ham or Hank the Cowdog or SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
While I'm sure Lenny is extra awesome when he's not sucking at golf, I fail to see what makes us compatible. Ok, so we share sobriety and a belief in the Bible...for some crazy reason I always thought complicated computerized soul mate match-ups required a bit more criteria...I mean, at least give me someone who reads!